Thursday, December 21, 2006

no post

to my faithful reader and visitor,
i'll not be posting anything in the next 8days because i'll be at overseas. so be patient for the next 8days and you will get to read post again. thanx people. love you all!!! :P

by mr jengz

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

what a trip

on monday night, is such a nice weather that choon yauw plan to go out together for dinner. at the same time our long lost friend andrew is coming back from aussie. so to be a good friend we plan to go KLIA to fetch him. how nice rite? i wonder when i go off aussie or come back anyone will fetch me? or even cry for me when i go? hmm. dream on mr jengz! :P

anywayz we meet up at one u and dinner at kluang station. i did not have dinner with them cuz i ate at home. so i went and join them. those people were choon yauw, justing, sze keat, seth, jeeva and me! so while eating we just chit-chat and come to this topic what are we doing next? guess what? everyone come out with the same idea. IM like WOW! bet you guys will not expect what is that.! its goin CC! for people who don't know, it means CYCBER CAFE. i saw everyone with a satisfied smile so they just finish food faster and go to our destination.

the drivers are justin and choon yauw. so me and seth sit at justin car and sze keat, jeeva sit on choon yauw car. so gogogo! let's go own! so we reach at CC and we on 6 computers. 5of us except jeeva plays dota! the pawning game. jeeva plays fifa. so the games goes on well. we kept wining the game. so without knowing the time is bout 11.20pm. so its time for the KLIA trip. andrew will land at the airport at 11.30. while leaving CC, everyone feel hungry and order ramli burger for supper. bout 11.45, 2 cars go on the hihgway and head towards to KLIA. people will think we are crazy but justin say one year once! its ok!

the toll to KLIA is RM6.80. so to come back is another RM6.80. choon yauw go 1st because he's car is faster. justin with his cute kenari is following behind. he goes 150km/h all the way to KLIA. he try to go faster but too bad his car the meter max is 160km/h. his car cant even reach 160. lol! dunno why. so he kept shifting gear when he slows down. the whole street is like no car. how nice? so we reach there bout 12.15am. Andrew is not out yet. so we park our car and wait for him at the exit. bout few mins later here's our friend pushing the trolley walking out.

we walk to the car and put everything inside and we stand there and chat for bout 15mins. so our next destination is to stay at choon yauw house. that time is almost 1am. this is the 1st time i go airport so late with friends. choon yauw will buy some stuff from 7-eleven because we are hungry. people in justin car will head towards to choon yauw house. about half an hour or more we reach choon yauw house. we all go to his room and all the fun starts there.


to people who plays computer game this looks farmiliar to you guys rite? guess what? its DOTA! sure you guys will be thinking we are crazy. but we are not. only JUSTIN is. he's the one playin dota with choon yauw laptop.


<--- that is justin scratching his head thinking how to own the game! look! this is the 4 out of 7 guys in one room. from left: seth, andrew, sze keat, me! -->
















this is choon yauw room.
this is jeeva! he's black in colour so when he takes picture in the dark i dun think you guys can see him. lol! this what we found in choon yauw room. its not a condom or dirty stuff. is just tissue coming out from this horny guy banana. we we pull it, it feels nice and will shout. wow!
here's all of us gathering around and have fun. one missing? oh. is jeeva.
when it is really bored, you can just do anything. here's the wrestling on choon yauw bed. look! im the winner sitting on two guys. szekeat in the most below one and jeeva on top of sze keat.
that's me in the bottom. above me is jeeva. and sze keat sitting on us by his whatever post. seth as well! the shit with eyes in the mini toilet bowl. choon yauw room got lots of weird stuff.
here's all of us looking at justin playing dota! -_-" this is what sze keat wrote on choon yauw PDA! it says " GG NOOB LOL! "
finaly the tripod sleeping! lol!

the next day we leave choon yauw house at 11am. 1st we went to one u to drop andrew there then we went to CC and OWN again! lolz! that's the life of a teenager. enjoy! have fun!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YVONNE!
HAHA.! YOU ARE 18 NOW! LEGAL TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
CAN DRINK ALCHOHOL, GO CLUB.

SO IM HERE TO SING YOU A BIRTHDAY SONG.
HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YVONNE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

MAKE A WISH LOOKING AT THIS POST!
MAY YOUR WISH COME TURE. =p


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this is the jeng shiun homemade cake. haha! taste it! have fun celebrating your birthday.! even though is black and white but it fill with mr jengz best ingredients in it!

Surprise!

this bunch of people was planning to have a surprise party for yvonne and liau. Starting i did not know about it but till eu jean tell me 6hours before the party. we have to meet up at bout 9pm in Station 1 restaurant somewhere in subang SS15. it is so last minute for me because i got no car so i feel quite worry cant get to attend such surprising party. luckily i got this friend name Ernest. from outside you look he's not good but in the inside he'll help people. this is our conversation.

jengz: hello ernest
ernest:what?
jengz:just wanna ask you something.
ernest: ask la.
jengz: can you fetch me to the party tonight?
ernest: i expect you fetch me.
jengz: i got no car so i need your help.
ernest: what la you, my expensive car in the workshop la. cannot simply take out. or not later the parts spoil.
jengz: you so rich. buy another 1 la.
ernest: ohya, i forget im rich also.thanx for reminding me.
jengz: swt.
ernest: ok. i go fetch you tonight. i gonna drift before i go your house. from my house to yours about 5mins.
jengz:WTF? 5mins?
ernest: yea 5mins. any problem?
jengz: wow! that's cool. i just cant imagine if your car overturn. haha!
ernest: C** B**
jengz:jk only man. so i see you tonight k?
ernest: ok

that's the conversation between the dato and me. so after fetchin me then we go fetch pei ni, eu jean and sean. the big car just nice fit 5person. so er head to our destination and we are the last to arrive. oops! we are so late! but VIP always the last. :)

so everyone saw each other and all were like so happy. all the sweet smile came out and i show back my sweetest smile to them. hope they notice it. After that we sat down and order drinks. After that is chit chat time! let me list out the people wo attended the party.

Name NIck
Ernest Dato
eu jean o jian, honeydew
pei ni Sammi
sam pimp
adrian lol, i dunno?
henn drik china hotdog
sze cheen not sure
sean mr pussy
sean small guy
su yin dunno what fruit name she got , secretary
yvonne watermelon
liau potato
shih mun assk eu jean
jack shen small body
kah wye hmmm. just leave a comment if u tot of any name
last but not least
jeng shiun Mr Jengz Bond

so that's all for the name of the people. after an hour of chit chatting, eu jean stand up and ask me to carry the cake from downstairs to upstairs. that's kinda a surprise for me as well cuz its the 1st time i hold cake to give to people. lol! anywayz its a gud experience. thanx jean =)=P
so after cutting the cake we proceed with our very tradition way of taking out the candles. we push one of the candles to the very bottom of the cake and left the small lilttle candle head up. so whoever blow the cake have to use the mouth to take out the cake. its not an easy task. need guts to do it! :P this is the birthday cake + the birthday girl. Actaully is not really her bday. we just celebrate it earlier. somehow we are celebrating liau birthday also. is belated!


after blowin the candle then the tradition start. here are the picture how it looks like.

this is an example how the tradition goes on. after doin it, then we just cut the cake and everyone enjoy their last cake. haha. Its choclate banana! come on! we had been eating the same old cake for bout 5 times this year. no one can be as cute as us rite? yaya! =P

back to chit chat time after eating. some of them were playing cards some were just chatting. i think this is quite and interesting party because it get to gather all of us together. to meet each other maybe for the last few times. how nice!

from left:ms su yin,ms eu jean,ms yvonne.

mr jengz and ms jean. lol. how nice rite? lol! enjoy and have fun reading.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

pyramid trip

two weeks ago the wednesday, it was a sunny day! what i mean sunny is really sunny k? got sun, got cloud. i woke up at 8.30. somehow my alarm clock just wake me up. aikz! i forgot to off the alarm and it is so noisy till i must wake up.

Since im awake so i go do my usual stuff like brushing teeth, bath, ang guys business as well! :P I have to fetch MR dong at 10am because we already plan to go pyramid to sing karaoke. I'm tell him that is damn lame man your idea, he say lame but fun. so i just go hang out with him since we are frenz.

but i cant fetch him so i tell him that ill be late due to my mum asking me to be her driver. so time just pass like that. when i reach there bout 2++ i call them and thought they are having fun. GUESS WHAT? they all were eating and they say they all just reach. im just stun for a second come so far to this shopping mall but do nothin?

come on people!

this is what they ate.

how nice is the lunch with a hot plate and all the food on it? after the lunch we plan to do something. and again! no one came out with idea. so the smart mr jengz came out with a great plan! we all jjust walk around window shopp.


this is the gang of funny asses that got no idea what to do. -_-" somehow pyramid is like our college. we just walk around and we saw all our own ausmat people. everyone is like TOO FREE? try this out! when you saw your friend is somewhere else, sure they ask you this question.

1. what are you doing here?

then i'll answer what are you doing here then?

2. who you come with?

then i'll answer who you come with then?

3. where you going now?

then i'll answer im going off now because im too handsome for you to talk to!

we just saw lots of people there and i took a picture of some of them. two of them were couple. the famous couple! Mr and Mrs Voon! here are the picture if you don't know who are they.

we just walk aroud and i saw purple dinosaur. guess WHAT's that? this stupid thing can even sing. im so surprise! is kinda cute le. but im cuter! :P it sings i love you, you love me, we are happy family, then i don't know how to continue, because i don't like the song.

Monday, December 04, 2006

im back

sorry for not posting for the past few days because i am not around in Malaysia. i went to singapore to look at the lion with the mermaid tail. oh man! that's was kinda cool cause the lion can run with the tail. im like come on! if run i sure win this bloody animal. but stup lion transform the tail to leg and run like mad ass! omg!

back to the orginal topic. i saw a few comments in my chatterbox. i wonder why izit so lilttle people leaving comments bout my blog? hmm! but its ok le. as long as you guys have fun reading my blog the i'll happy. you guys happy then i happy as well! that's the way of life. so people enjoy life now then later!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Giant mickey

guess what? i saw giant mickey hanging in one utama last sun. i think it is weight bout few hundred kilograms. i saw the giant mickey hanging using the rope tying to the wall. Imagine you stand below the mickey and i cut the string off, what will happen next? I would sing a song to you.
Congratulation,
you have a mickey.
your head so big till you cant even walk.

that's the song! anyway i let u guys see the picture. if i just say like that without showing picture you guys will think is rubbish! i forget to bring my camera but luckily Ernest got his 2.0 megapixel song ericsson handphone that helps me! i went there with Ernest and one of his friend that can consider medium hot! her name is yee ling i think. not really sure bout the spelling but it sounds liks that.
here is the giant mickey. i think they promoting mickey for the christmas hope got lots of small kids will come to buy and give them more service. Surely most of the kids tell the parents, mummy, i saw mickey there. its so cute! i want to buy! please please mummy, buy for me.! my favourite cartoon is mickey mouse. if not i'll just cry here non-stop.

then the parents surely buy because they don't want the kids to cry there. is so embarassing and it reaaly makes lots of noise. so that's how the business goes on with just a giant mickey hanging.

So after that we went for a movie. Casino Royale! this movie is kinda nice! it is so confusing require you to think a lot. i thought watchin movie is to relax your mind but it stress more then working. That's why for people who sleep during the movie they don't get the whole story. they wasted their money to go in.

oh ya! i got picture of yee ling. she was so nice and did not reject taking picture with me. maybe she likes me? who knows? :P so end up Ernest phone came out with the sound and snap! the picture is taken.
this is me and the girl i mean medium hot! for more enquiry you can just give me a call. Then i ask my boss ernest for permission to give away details. it's a nice thing making new friends everyday. so you guys should do it like me! have fun! Enjoy:)

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

rejected Outing!

yesterday i went outing with this two pair of couple. im the only single walking alone and they are walking in a pair. i feel so sad:( ! anywayz the two couple is shih mun- eu jean and sam-suyin. this two is like lovely birds and they cant be seperate. how nice rite? :)

this is shih mun and eu jean. look how sweet this 2 are? haha :)
this is me and shih mun.! look how cool my face is? and how cool shih mun face as well?this is pyramid ice -skating ring. for those who don't know this is it! free tour from me!

i went pyramid with them. a total of 5 people walk together. so you now why i say myself single rite? guess what? we are plannig to find job there. lol! we tot it was easy to find and sam say he's friend work at quiksilver shop got a few vacancy for us. when we reach there, the guy say its full. so he call his friend. he's friend just tell us that if we came few days ealier then we will have. but now FINISH!!!!

so sam, shih mun, and me walk of sadly. but we wont give up so easily. so we went to every shop and as for a job. they are rejected us. every shop we went they also reject. till we went to a shop name discrete. the shop is so small and they need lots of worker! i like 'WTF'? small shop need so many worker? so we threee just go in and ask for it! the guy gave us a form to fill up or pesonal details. we still have to go through interview before we get the job!

after filling up the form we walk around so call as window shopping. so we just look aroud till bout 3++ then we all went home. this was quite a nice outing. it also call as rejected outing!

Monday, November 27, 2006

liau house

liau big house! bet you guys did not see it before. his house is like palace man! haha! i only get to take picture outside his house but not inside it. because im in such a hurry to go off. so i miss the golden chance to promote his house. i'll do it another time when i visit his house again.
here is liua house! see from outside! how big man. when you go in i think you can walk till you faint. lol! btw i like his house man! tot of being his neighbour. oh. another thing, his mini cooper L. i took a picture of it as well.
this is he so call mine cooper L! quite cool huh? haha. guess his plate number! if you get it correct there are prizes for you. so work hard! :)

don't give up!

few days ago, i went to this small lilttle restaurant at old klang road in KL. the restaurant was small and it is build by wood and those atap roof. the place is not big and not like those 5star restaurant. actually my parents and I were planning to go there for dinner but unfortunately we are 1second late and that's lots of people waiting outside for place. then we switch place to have our dinner.

So after having our dinner, we went off shopping till bout midnight and somehow the stomach of mr Jengz and family is hungry! so we decided to go to that small restaurant for supper. i don'y know what's the restaurant name call. luckily everyone back home and sleep at that time and we got a place there. here's the restaurant!
here is the restaurant. see how small it is? the left side is for cooking and the right side is for people to sit and eat. there the famous dish is Hokkien MEE! that's damn nice! so i feel curious then i go INTERVIEW that boss which is the chef of the restaurant.
here is our conversation. we talk in Hokkien Languange and now I translate to english.

so i sit down and as him bout his story. so he says last time he was a drug addict. he kept taking drug till he finish the parents money. so one day i think because of people kept advising him to give up drug so he went to the rehablilition center in order to get himself out from the drug. i don't know how many years he's there because he did not say it.

after a few years there he came out from the rehabilition center. finally he get to throw away his drug habbit and he did not give up for trying it. normally people come out from that place will not planning to work or sumthing, but he just create his own recipe and work for it. his house is just behind the restaurant. can walk in form there :)

he just start the restaurant in front of his house. he do all his own recipe and slowly more and more people come to eat untill today still lots of people come. all different types of people there are rich and poor. so i think this is a great sucess for him.

so people, the moral of the story is not to give u so easily. everyone makes mistakes and we will learn from our mistakes. the best is not to repeat your mistakes. Think carefully before you do it. i can only advise you but still Sucess! Is in your hand.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

hot girls during prom night

oh people. guess you guys were thinkin where all the hot chicks in ausmat? and now here it is.! dun worry people, i too picture with them using my own camera! :P so here they are!heres the 2nd boss and the secretary su yin. don't missunderstand people, we don't have any relatioship happen between us. haha! :Phere is melissa and me.! she's like the star of ausmat. she's has a pretty voice that can just make you touched after hearing it. look behind thats what we ate for dinner.and this suke. i don't really know how to spell her name but i guess it spells like that. A question for the reader: Is she hot? write your answer by leaving comments.1st question! what you guys think of this girl? her name is arial. haha. look at her! how cute rite?here is aisha. she's walks around the ballroom taking picture with everyone. so to take pciture with her is kinda hard. but for me such skillful guy just snap and 'tink' got it!here is rafika. i seriously don't know how to spell her name but the sound goes like that ra-fi-car. he's the MC(medical chick) for the night. haha!this is Tan Sri Hafiz girlfriend. her name is Linda. she damn freaking hot! super chun le she! damn lucky hafiz got her as girlfriend. if stupid hafiz don't treat her good then i gonna rip off ur Tan Sri title.here is kah kit girlfriend. her name is wye peng. she's quite a cheerful girl i guess. always scold kah kit one! lol!this is sherene. we just call her sai lap( small girl). she's really so tiny. and look at my height and her height, is like one head taller. haha!this is pei ni. she is a crazy sammi cheng fan. omg! her file and everything also sammi! even the mp3 also mostly sammi song. haha.! i think she can be the miss Ausmat and got sing song for us.here is aubrey. what can i say? she's pretty as well. everyone is pretty in this world la come on! haha. i knew her thru jack shen. she is some crazy foosball freak!this is jeena. she's is damn soft le. like some cotton like that. i mean her personality. not her body. haha! dun think the wrong way people!this is Sara. look at her! she smile so happily while taking picture with me. this is because im too handsome and she feels proud taking picture with me! :Pthis is soo yan. she's like the smartest girl among all the ausmat people excluding the jpa scholars. she's like the god of book and can memorize the whole book.this is eu jean. her nick is honeydew. she;s likes shopping around and always got to MNG to try clothes then snap a picture then give back the shirt. haha.!this is evonne. she looks different without her specs. she one of my group member in IS(information system). she teaches me all the stuff that i don't know. so now i become smart!this is sze cheen. she look different after making up. is like wow! pretty!here is my sister ellie ! she's like freaking cute! haha. because of the small baby face. look at her hand, the flower is like nice! haha. anyone wants her must go through my test 1st before getting her.this is jamie. she's from sarawak. i knew her from applics class. not really close but still consider as friend.from left: kh wye, yvonne, eu jean, su yin
this four girl can consider as a gang of girls. they name their gang as the fruit gang. Maybe they wanna encourage people to eat more fruit after looking at their pretty face. so keep it up fruits. you can turn people unhealthy life to a healthy life.

damn sad i din get to take individual picture with kh wye and yvonne. :(
anywayz people who had read this post just leave a comment by voting who is the prettiest among all the girls in the post! thanx for readin and enjoy the pirture!

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Prom night

BOOM! one year just gone like that and finally reach the best moment of the year. everyone is having fun and there are no books around, no stress and no negative stuff. how nice if we pass daily life like that? :) oh come on! its impossible! it can just happen like once a year and one year passes damn fast. you feel it like one day. so people please don't waste anymore time doing some useless stuff. make good use of your time. oh. here are some pictures to entertaint the reader of funny jeng. :Phere you go. this mr jengz with the two hot chicks. wow! they are sizzling hot till i sweat. aikz. make me have to change another shirt. btw, the gal at the left is kh wye and the gal on my right is eu jean. phew, i have to get some ice to cool myself down.and next here is lingesh and kenneth. can u see their face? if cant just try your best to look it. lingesh is an indian boy that i dun mind taking picture with him cuz im not racist like. kenneth is cool pointing the middle finger.and next here is Tan Sri Hafiz and Dato Ernest Chua. and me? i got no high post so i just call my self as jeng shiun. look at them? their shirt cost a thousand RM man. starting i dun wan take picture with them cuz i scare later i dirty their shirt, but they say come on la. dirty ledi i gonna throw away and buy a new one. so that's how i get the pciture with them.and this are the morons sitting at the same table as me. form left: eu git, sean, me, beng sing. if you guys read my blog so i think you guys noe who is sean and beng sing. cuz they are one of the AFC player as well. eu git is the funny guy in ausmat. he speaks funny thing and make no sense. but it's nice having him as a friend.
oh an this is AFIF. Afif is the captain for AFC and he's kinda a cool guy. when i saw him then he will show his smile and i'll show mine. sounds gay huh? but actually nono! dun think the other way round. he got a girlfriend so proof that he's normal.! :) from left: kong yen, me, dunno the name, dong xiao , and john. i knew kong yen , dong xiao and john as well thru someboday. i dunno who is that. and the specs guy in the middle i go to him and tell him even though i don't know you but can we just take a picture? then we just snap it with my camera. john and dong xiao is my best buddy man. we alwiz hang out together especially during the study breaks. even i know them bout 1month but we just feel them we are quite happy hanging out together.here is jack shen. we just call him jack cuz is easy.he's like damn small size but he drive damn big car. he drove volvo and can knock your ass off if he piss at you. anywayz he's quite a good friend.and here is ong hsien loong. we call him ong cuz easy say it. guess what? this guy is the head of klang. i dare not fool with him cuz he'll bring he klang ma zhai to come and rip off my head. see! he dun smile while taking pciture.and here is the indon head. he's andri. he came from indonesia. he's father is the head of indon gangster. so next time will be him. he's quite a nice guy. he like to talk lots of jokes like me and always copy my line. come on!hers is beng sing with me. he's the coolest in ausmat. he's good at every sport and he can be champion of every sport. i dunno how it do that but its good for him. he's like the god of sports.this is weng sam. i call him samo. cuz he;s like my bro.! see how cool he stands and how tidy is his clothes. and mine? :(this is sean leong hsien loong. he's a small guy and yet a cool guy. he's funny and always run around for no reason.this is jia wei. see how thin is him compare to me man. he's like no fats around the body. when you touch him you can only feel his bones and no fats. omg! how i wish i would be like him?this is one of sam best friend. he's name is ken wai. he study at help university. he's not from ausmat. he's not consider outsider cuz he's best fren is in ausmat. so we treat like our own friend.this guy name liau roshan. i guess it spells like that. haha. he's quite a funny guy and always tease people. he's hair is damn cool with the tail infront of the head. he drives his kelisa to college everyday. he call it as MCL" Mini Cacat Liau" . lol.! nice name rite? i gave him such a good name.this is lu xian. he's my neighbour. he stay few houses away from me and i can walk to his house in a few seconds. he's the 1st person i know in ausmat. good rite? then he bring me to more of his frenz and that's how i got quite lots of friends. thanx man!this guy here is adrian. he's one of the cool guy as well. look at him! not smiling while taking picture. damn action man him! my smile is not natural too. i don't know why. it just happen like that.here is mr J.! he;s our esl teacher. he's a funny guy just like me. he like to tell stories like erm.. i forgot. he's the coolest teacher in ausmat and always joke with us. finally this guy is the football guy. he's quite a skill guy and he wont simply scold people if they don't know how to play. he will just chill and play. btw his name is farris i guess. lol